real nigga horror movie
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
me and bae having sex
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar